Tag: funny
member name: Lee W.
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April 09, 2008 10:48 PM EDT --
On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the cemetery fence. One day two kids filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them. One for you, . . . more
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May 29, 2008 07:50 PM EDT --
Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles," . . . more
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April 10, 2008 07:39 AM EDT --
A 3 year old girl was in her grandpa's shed, playing with his tools. When she got through playing, she left the tools on the floor, and ran off to play with something else.
Her grandpa called . . . more
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May 29, 2008 07:58 PM EDT --
According to TMZ:
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:51 PM EDT --
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:28 PM EDT --
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
TICK WARNING!!!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings. I have even done it myself a couple of times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important, . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:03 AM EDT --
What is your favorite holiday? Why? Your favorite memory?
I love both Thanksgiving and Christmas.Thanksgiving because I love to cook, and it gives me a full day to cook to my hearts content. Christmas . . . more
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June 24, 2008 10:02 PM EDT --
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas, TX.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to . . . more
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December 20, 2007 07:47 AM EST --
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the . . . more
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December 31, 2007 07:05 PM EST --
Pilots & Control Towers Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give . . . more
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May 29, 2007 07:02 AM EDT --
The Mole Family
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a
baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his
head out of the hole, sniffs the air
and says,"Yum! I smell . . . more
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December 13, 2007 09:49 PM EST --
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? . . . more
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December 16, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
From My Family to Yours - Happy Hoidays!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1453230870
Elf Yourself, and repost a link, so we can all share your fun!
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December 31, 2007 09:49 PM EST --
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it . . . more
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August 25, 2006 08:03 AM EDT --
They told me you were from up north,
They told me you were nice.
I knew you lived across the street,
I've seen you once or twice.
I'd like to make you welcome
While you're down here . . . more
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